Будь ласка, рогоносець мені!

So Sam, so what's this new idea of yours? You seem to want to see me with another man.

You can't seem to want to get it off with me yourself. I don't get any sex from you.

You just can't even seem to get it off at all. What's with that? What am I supposed to do?

And then, you come to me, and you bring this other guy here, whatever your name is,

and you want to see me fuck him? That's what's going to get you off?